19-02-4

Aberdeen Owls’ Beater Blunder Still Bests Fiji Falcons’ Furious Forces

Match 4 this week is a comeback story that highlights the benefit of a top quality Seeker, but is also a cautionary tale about the dangers of inattentive Beaters.  At the release of the quaffle, Mattjin Bolin of the Falcons got possession and streaked toward the goalposts straight away.  August Inglis gave a good chase, keeping pace attempting to strip the quaffle out of Bolin’s hands.  However, Bonnie Hunniford, one of the beaters for the Owls batted a bludger directly at the pair as they struggled for possession, and in a last second swerve, it battered Inglis off of his broom, dislocating his shoulder.  When he hit the ground, he broke his other arm, and was knocked unconscious.  Internal injuries assessed after the game will keep him off of his broom for at least a week.  The Falcons took full advantage of a full chaser team to run roughshod over the owls, scoring 160 points in the half hour of the match. However, Torcall Brothaigh, the Owls’ keeper performed admirably, as the Falcons made 22 attempts on the goals.  At 51 minutes, the game changed as Keturah Butarbutar, the seeker for the Falcons sighted the snitch.  Butarbutar is known as one of the fastest seekers in the league, but Cassa Box is also a force to be reckoned with. Despite the advantage of being the first to sight the snitch, Butarbutar was simply not able to compete with Box’s top-notch performance, speed, and grace in going after the snitch.  At only 56 minutes, Box caught the snitch, securing the victory for her team even though their chaser’s score was more than doubled by the Falcons.

Final Score:  Owls 220, Falcons 160.

19-02-3

Pahrump Wild Burros Secure Second Win in Style Despite Great Effort From Grandview Garter Snakes 

Game three this week was another nail biter, featuring a riveting chase, tight scoring, and another victory for the home team.  Nicholas Stanton was the star chaser in hour one for the Burros, with a hefty 10 attempts at the Garter Snakes’ hoops, aided by 5 attempts from Cristina Williams and 2 from Raymond Elliott, making the Wild Burros’ score at the close of the first hour 120 points.  The Garter Snakes also ended the first hour with 120 points, partially aided by the Wild Burros’ beater, Franklin Mays, who on a misjudged bludger beating knocked his fellow beater, Tommy Wolf clean off of his broomstick.  Fortunately, he came away with only a broken arm and leg, and should be ready to play next week with help from the team’s Mediwizards.  The Garter Snakes, with morale high after this favorable misfortune took the initiative.  Pearl Pearce dominated the pitch for much of hour two, making 14 attempts and scoring on 9 of them, outpacing Elliott’s efforts, who only managed 8 goals for the Wild Burros out of 11 attempts.  The score was only 1 goal different at most through the whole of the second hour, and frequently tied.  Then suddenly, at 1 hour and 50 minutes Mable Thornton and Julia Lindsay, seekers for the Wild Burros and Garter Snakes, respectively, simultaneously spotted the snitch and gave chase.  Lindsay started with a slightly stronger position, and managed to keep Thornton off for quite some time, and encouraged by this, the chasers for the Garter Snakes redoubled their efforts, and managed two more goals during the chase, to bring them up by 20 points.  Then Stanton got hold of the quaffle for the Burros and made a goal right past Victor Wilson, as the seekers screamed by and distracted him, bringing the scores up to 250 and 260, Snakes leading.  Then, in a wild burst of energy, Thornton threw herself into a corkscrew dive after the snitch, catching it just beyond Lindsay’s grasp, ending the game at 2 hours 11 minutes in the Wild Burros favor.

Final Score: Wild Burros 400, Garter Snakes 260.

19-02-2

Barcelona Inquisitors Bring Up Record By Keeping Kearney Chimeras From Catching Snitch

Match two this week ended in a disappointing loss for the Chimeras, despite their superior Chasing skills.  The combination of the Inquisitors’ Beaters and Seeker was just barely too much for them.  Hour 1 saw an early lead by the Chimeras as Clara Rippon landed three of her 5 attempts at the hoops, but Leodogari Aguiar of the Inquisitors took command late in the second hour, with 5 successful goals of his own, further assisted by Maragda Torralba and Beatriu Rangil, for a total score of Chimeras 70, Inquisitors 80 at the close of hour 1.  Tommy Fleetwood then stepped up his Bludger management and kept Aquiar and Rangil from even touching the quaffle in hour 2, leaving Torralba alone to bring the Inquisitors’ score up to 100.  Meanwhile, Rippon and a renewed Portia Pond redoubled their efforts, despite a hail of offense from Vicenc Selvas and Zeferi Johe, the Inquisitors’ beaters.  They managed to keep Nancy O’Brien away from the quaffle, but Pond and Rippon brought the Chimeras into the lead by a goal before Borja Cruells spotted the snitch and gave chase.  Adina Ames did her best to catch him up and secure the win for the Chimeras, but once again Selvas and Johe plied their trade and occupied the Chimeras’ seeker too busy dodging bludgers to go after the snitch.  At 1 hour and 42 minutes Cruells grabbed the snitch and ended the game in the Inquisitors’ first win of the season.

Final Score: Inquisitors 250, Chimeras, 110.

19-02-1

Journeyman Jabberwocky Narrowly Knock Down Nottingham Nifflers 

Game 1 of week two was a real scorcher, at more than 7 hours long and with massive scores.  The two teams stayed fairly even through the match, with minimal action from the beaters, and a loose performance from both seekers.  Hour 1 opened with a furious barrage of goals and attempts, with 9 scored by the Jabberwocks and 10 from the Nifflers.  Hour two the action got hotter, with 15 goals for the Jabberwocks, most of those provided by Forrest George. But the NIfflers answered with their own 13 goals, Opal Doolan doing her best to keep the Nifflers in the game.  From there the scoring slowed down as both teams grew tired from the drawn out match. Hours 4 and 5 saw only token scores from both teams, but in hour 6 the Nifflers had rested enough to pull back into the lead with 6 more goals, answered only by 1 from Naomi Mathis for team Jabberwocky.  Hour 7 continued the trend, with Abel Blakely seeming to suddenly wake up and score 6 goals for the Nifflers, aided by 1 and 2 from Doolan and Mathew Robins, respectively.  The Jabberwocky was barely behind when Kyle Bitterwood, the Nifflers’ Seeker finally spotted the Snitch and gave chase.  But Adoph Duke was right there, and there was a lengthy 22 minute chase, giving the Jabberwocks enough time to score two more goals before Duke boxed out Bitterwood and caught the snitch for the Jabberwocky, securing a victory at 7 hours and 18 minutes.

Final Score: Jabberwocky 790, Nifflers 620.

2019 Week 2 Results and Standings

Match Results:

Game 1: Journeyman Jabberwocky (791.25) vs Nottingham Nifflers (623.5)

Game 2: Kearney Chimeras (113.5) vs Barcelona Inquisitors (252)

Game 3: Grandview Garter Snakes (264) vs Pahrump Wild Burros (395)

Game 4: Aberdeen Owls (223) vs Fiji Falcons (162.5)

Game 5: Wolverhampton Werewolves (32) vs Kingston Sea Cows (286.5)

Standings as of Week 2:

1st: Wild Burros - 29 VP

2nd: Owls - 27 VP

3rd: Jabberwocky - 21 VP (899.5 Match Points)

4th: Inquisitors - 21 VP (653.5 Match Points)

5th: Garter Snakes - 19 VP

6th: Werewolves - 18 VP (540 Match Points)

7th: Falcons - 18 VP (425.75 Match Points)

8th: Sea Cows - 17 VP

9th: Nifflers - 9 VP

10th: Chimeras - 1 VP

19-01-5

Kearney Chimeras Can’t Keep Control of Gleeful Grandview Garter Snakes

The final match of this week clocked in at only 34 minutes, leaving not a lot of time for the chasers to do their work, but when you have two of the fastest seekers in the league up against each other, you can usually expect a short match.  Despite the short time, Sherry Reed made 11 attempts on the hoops for the Garter Snakes, 5 of which were blocked by Delya Collyns in a spectacular showing of goalkeeping for the Chimeras.  However, the Garter Snakes’ beaters kept a fair command of the Bludger, and prevented the Chimeras from doing much with the Quaffle uncontested.  Out of 10 attempts between Clara Rippon and Nancy O’Brien, only 5 made it through a hoop. In the end, Julia Lindsay made the catch for the Garter Snakes, despite a close chase from Tanya Racer.  That grab, and the 150 points that went with it, put the Garter Snakes well into the lead and clinched the win.

Final Score: Garter Snakes 240, Chimeras 50.

19-01-4

Pahrump Wild Burros Pull a Win Despite Journeyman Jabberwocky’s Jostling

It was a wild ride this week for Burros fans and Jabberwock fans alike, as the Jabberwocky Chasers commanded the pitch, and both team’s Beaters gave brutal performances.  The match started off with a bang as Bruce Osborne grabbed the Quaffle and flew down the pitch, feinting past Keeper Sadie Shaw and hooping the first of 11 goals for the Jabberwocks.  Raymond Elliott and Nicholas Stanton tried to make an answer for the Wild Burros, but the Jabberwocky Beaters Timothy Frye and Jillian Rose kept them well in check.  Tommy Wolf and Franklin Mays likewise battered the Bludger for the Burros and kept Forrest George and Rodney Abbott similarly pinned, not allowing more than two goals each from them for the Jabberwocks.  But Mable Thornton, the Willd Burros’ Seeker won the day at 59 minutes, easily outpacing the Jabberwocky’s Seeker, Edna Strickland, after sighting the snitch at 55 minutes into the match.  The catch brought the badly lagging Wild Burros up and secured the victory.

Final Score: Wild Burros 180, Jabberwocky 110.